EYES on Men’s Health: Sharp Vision, Sharp Fade, Flat White Included

You know the drill: you book a haircut, you book a coffee — but when was the last time you booked your eye test?

If that caused more than a moment’s hesitation, you’re not alone. Across the UK, about 44% of men admit they haven’t had a sight test in the last two years. That’s a big number – and it matters.

At EYES on St Albans, we think it’s time to flip the script. So here’s a simple plan: while you’re getting your fade at Phoenix, grabbing a flat white at Fade to Black, or a bacon sarnie at Molens, slot in your EYES examination too. Two appointments, one morning; two wins, one effort.

Why men skip the eye test

Men are more likely to skip routine health checks – whether that’s the GP or the optician. But skipping an eye test can mean missing the early signs of problems that affect both vision and quality of life. A great pair of glasses isn’t just a nice-to-have; it’s part of staying sharp, alert and in control.

Make it part of your routine

• Book your EYES examination for the same day as your haircut, new trainers at Runners World, or a relaxed café catch-up.
• Tell Jez you’re pairing it with another appointment and we’ll fit you in around your plans. (Yes, Phoenix and Fade to Black both turn into bars later — you’re welcome.)
• While you’re here, we’ll look at how your lifestyle – screens, driving, late nights – affects your eyes. No judgement. Possibly a little envy, but no judgement.

What you’ll get from us

Our full EYES examination includes everything most people charge extra for – all in about an hour. We check your vision, your eye health, and your visual habits, then give you premium lenses with blue-light filters, anti-reflection, scratch-resistance and easy-clean coatings as standard.

Free parking in Marshalswick for up to three hours, proper conversation, and a mix of spex, hugs and rock’n’roll come included as standard.

So next time you’re lining up your haircut, flat white or “working from coffee shop” day, pencil in your EYES examination too. Because the sharper you look and the sharper you see, the better you perform.

And we bet you’ll smile more too.